


I’m dogsitting for my sister, which means living at her place with the dog and managing his very detailed schedule (he goes on 3 walks before 9 am!) It’s been demanding, but she paid me $300 for two weeks and bought me a bunch of booze, so like I can’t complain. A totally unexpected consequence of taking care of this dog is that my schedule and eating have been totally on point. I guess the responsibility of caring at this level for an animal has totally put me into responsible life mode. I even had a small get-together last night and cleaned up and got to bed at a good time because I knew the dog needed me in the morning. Now I’m wondering if I should get a dog just to be able to manage my own life the way I want to.
Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
Succubus nurses that give u the succ before u die
do u ever just think about the first time you met someone and compare it to where u guys are now and it’s like got damn who knew this would happen?
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